i made a list of people getting married (it help occupies my mind and i don't wanna bleed this feeling into Csound)

Horn Hope Twist and Flora Babysat (Flore will heirs Horn's surname Twist)
Horn Glue Coke and Alfreda Babylon (Horn will heirs Alfreda's surname and ditch all the others)
Lucas and Giovanna (those will never marry on paper and they will live like they don't have surnames but will keep in touch with their families)
Glass Cup and Hornthorn (Hornthorn's surname is unknown)
Christ and Madeleine Toffee (how original)
Baby Blue and Baby Glue (don't ever buy a gun)
Donald Trump and Hitler (screw off of my blog your facist)
Lula and Maria Buffen (fuck you Brazilian left party, corruptions levels from your institution are an absurd for someone who looks after the working class)
Merry La Longe and Agnald Bristfield (perfect duo)
Headlamp and Hiker's Head (this shouldn't be included on the list)
Maria Keycap and Maria Kneecap (homossexualism was recorded in more than 400 species)
Cosmos and Lampião Singapore (surname is not the country)
Alfredo Silva and Brunette Brune (hottest couple according to Vogue Microplastic Leaker's magazine 2026 AD (epoch 56))
Camila Barros and Tristomos Vascocelo (soccer jury which was proposed during a match)
Caminhões Celt and Caminhões Fieldsmen (rare event of rare names people falling in love just because of the rare probability such a thing happening)
Matilde Campilho (i would marry this one)
Bostefa Cupping and Bosterra Sipping (same phenomena as Caminhões Celt and Caminhões Fieldsmen)
Polca Dolska and Poca Locas (i'm so sad and
BORED)

and a short story: Phillip once shouted FIRE IN THE HOLE! and threw a match into the fireplace full of gasoline got from siphoning his dad's car. the wood pieces the family used on winter never cached fired so quickly. Phillip never told anyone as he felt lucky after realizing how powerful petrol was