someone pointed that i'm not a lover because every girl i wish isn't actually real and i thought that was clear?

it helps me stay unclog, because "unclogged" doesn't read as pretty and if i stop wishing it'll be just like what happens to diesel engines when they don't get used! or how active volcanoes are much cleaner than dormant ones when erupting... i'll confront her with stuff like: CAN I WASH AND BRUSH YOUR HAIR TODAY? GIVE ME A DIFFERENT EXPLANATION FROM YESTERDAY ON WHY YOUR CHEEKS ARE SO SWEET! CAN I CALL YOU SWING-BLADE-WHALE OR SWEET-OAT-BAILED-CLAYED? WILL YOU ALLOW ME TO EXTRACT YOUR LITTLE FINGER TO MAKE A NECKLACE TODAY SWEETHEART OR SHOULD I ASK ABOUT IT TOMORROW? ETC.