luqtas finally became the emperor of Earth. risk move that turned out just right! around epoch 65, he froze himself on a DIY Hackaday project of cryogenics burried on his parent's backyard. after 2,000 years he woke up and guess what? Elon Musk managed to manipulate DNA to stop ageing with their Grok AI that after many years of non-stop regurgitation of North American and European culture remnants in art inputs, decided to collaborate with scientists... it wasn't straight as first it tried to invent papers and data citations to prove that Santa Claus had a crush on Givonna since some tiny deers decided to break apart the evolutionary plot and went into the ocean to finally act pro-socially (war books and competitive entertainment confused AGI consciousness on what it had to be) and build the pill. only for billionaires and some key scientists with influencer status on Tiktok (bought by Musk too). luqtas finally managed to finish his game and was able to raise into the elite class quite quick with his musician robots. he would reach there much faster if wasn't for Gabe's increased mania of owning bigger and bigger yatchs (that put Steam fees on the 60% mark with DRM implementation required (oh! he's so nice i love the Deck and the Frame and the TRACKPAD CONTROLLER, OH MY GOD)). luqtas managed to buy after many epochs, SpaceX (merged with Tesla because now they could use dead batteries in landfills to launch rockets). luqtas secretly managed to start a mission which would tie a meteoroid with Moon's orbit and pull them away into the void. so it could finally live with it's so much waited partner and after much critique by the population of 3000 humans luqtas was jailed, meanwhile a time capsule was invented and i managed to escape the prison by flirting with the robots with my broken english and i went back to the ~ 3° grade, bought some chocolate with the money i saved from birthdays and other festive dates and went straight into Giovanna's classroom and the rest is history i don't care about

(is it enough to make you give up from that guy)