"excuse me, i think the developer mistyped the name... isn't rapport the correct?"
"yeah, but the domain was taken already!"


take 2.
"happort!? isn't rapport?"
"yes, but i don't speak french!"


take 3.
"got any dad joke?"
"i mum know"


take 4.
"the future of the internet is peer-to-peer!"
~ ISPs then abruptly raise prices ~


take 5.
you can chat me at @luqtas:matrix.org
or via e-mail, luqtas.utility074@passfwd.com


take 6.
"have you worked out today?"
"yes" "five USB plugs & a Debian re-install"


take 7.
"one of the saddest things about being human at the beginning of the 21° century was to comply with the vasty majority of people slaughtering or imprisoning animals for goods"
"yeah, sometimes i wish i was a bird"
"whoosh, me too!" "i would be the 1° herbivore vulture"


take 8.
"this social-media influencer status adoration should come to an end"
"how?"
"by influencing people!"


take 9.
"pixels have soul!"
"what you are talking about? you are an atheist!"
"hehe"


take 10.
"anything that has tiny details reminds me of you"
"awn, thanks"
"i ain't flirting!"


take 11.
"illiterates speak with their body!"
"i wonder which acts turn them poets"


take 12.
"why even on fiction we need violence!?"


take 13.
"the Earth is flat"
"no" "but it's 7 continents long!"