"excuse me, i think the developer mistyped the name... isn't rapport the correct?"
"yeah, but the domain was taken already!"


take 2.
"happort!? isn't rapport?"
"yes, but i don't speak french!"


take 3.
"got any dad joke?"
"i mum know"


take 4.
"the future of the internet is peer-to-peer!"
~ ISPs then abruptly raise prices ~


take 5.
you can chat me at @luqtas:matrix.org
or via e-mail, luqtas.utility074@passfwd.com


take 6.
"have you worked out today?"
"yes" "five USB plugs & a Debian re-install"


take 7.
"one of the saddest things about being human at the beginning of the 21° century was to go after wisdom and realize that i should treat non-vegans as vegan fellows"
"but you were doing that since you went vegan anyway"
"whoosh! can't you let me fake a short tale?"


take 8.
"this social-media influencer status adoration should come to an end"
"how?"
"by influencing people!"


take 9.
"pixels have soul!"
"what you are talking about? you are an atheist!"
"hehe"


take 10.
"anything that has tiny details reminds me of you"
"awn, thanks"
"i ain't flirting with you!"