"excuse me, i think the developer mistyped the name... isn't rapport the correct?"
"yeah, but the domain was taken already!"


take 2.
"happort!? isn't rapport?"
"yes, but i don't speak french!"


take 3.
"got any dad joke?"
"i mum know"


take 4.
"the future of the internet is peer-to-peer!"
~ ISPs then abruptly raise prices ~


take 5.
you can chat me at @luqtas:matrix.org
or via e-mail, luqtas.utility074@passfwd.com


take 6.
"have you worked out today?"
"yes" "five USB plugs & a Debian re-install"


take 7.
"one of the sad things about being human at the beginning of the 21° century was to go after wisdom and realize that i should treat non-vegans as vegan fellows"
"but you were doing that since you went vegan anyway"
"whoosh! can't you let me fake a short tale?"